Ash and I went to TJ Maxx, where I found a pair of jeans for $3. I actually said outloud, "How bad can they be? Jeans! Three bucks!" As soon as I stepped into them, I knew how bad it could be. I blinked, and gagged and stood staring in mirror, fixated on the horror before me. Ash - who let out a small "eeeek" - turned her face from the mirror, covered her eyes said, "Ewwww, Mommy. Take them off. Now!!" We agreed that was the worst pair of jeans ever. Noone should ever wear them. Not even for $3. Those pants should be burned.